Life as We Learn It

There are so many funny little things that happen everyday. Here are somethings that have made me smile in the last month :D

Kids view on dating...
(Making lion puppets in class)
Boy 1: The lions are going on a date.
Me: Do you even know what a date is?
Girl 1: A date is when you love each other.
Boy 2: A date is when you get married.

Kids understanding of Forever
Boy A: Forever means you're gonna stay here. (he meant at school)
Boy B: Forever means you're not going to sleep and sleep.
Boy C: No it means it will just take long.

It seems like one of them has it figured out.

What 6yr old girl thinks about medicine......
One of the girls felt ill and I was asking her to call her parents to get her some medicine.
Me: Lets go to the office to get you medicine.
Girl: Medicine will only make my hair grow, thats all it does.
Me:???

Story Time
Teacher is reading a book to the kids on the rug. She apologizes to half of the rug incase they cannot see the book.

Boy w/ a front row seat to the teacher & book: I can't see.
Teacher: That's funny because you're right in front of me.
That response from the teacher was PRICELESS! I couldn't stop laughing, the kids were worried about me because I couldn't stop laughing.

Words cannot describe:

Its 3:00 all day!
Someone wanted a watch so bad, they drew it on.

The kids were told to write the word "is" in a sentence. One of my kids wrote this about me.

Zebra? Turtle? Ninja? or All of the Above?

We were making zebra puppets for the letter Z, but this boy didn't want a zebra. He wanted a ninja turtle, so he made a ninja turtle.

What do you say to that?

For show and tell the kids had to bring things that can show the class what they want to be when they grow up. This Dinoboy brought a bandana and a LA baseball cap. He says "I want to be a gangster!".